Do you want to know what pisses me off?
When my mom comes up to me, which is pretty much everyday, complaining about the bills or whatever she needs to pay like it's somehow going to make it easier on both of us if I listen. Because obviously, she is a single mother and has no husband to talk to these things about, let alone any friends, and it's so stupid that I'm the person she finds she needs to tell everything to. You know, it's not my fault you had six kids and got cheated on or had to go to court for child support. And then she comes up to me and says, "You know, I have to pay this water bill but your father hasn't payed this week. He's late, as always. I think he's trying to pull something here." Then she goes off about this stupid suspicion that he's trying to get out of paying child support, which isn't my problem in the first place. Maybe if she never fucked him to begin with and never had me she wouldn't have this problem. It's so stupid because she says it to me like it's my fault that he doesn't pay. I'm so sorry that you decided to not have the abortion, mother. Next time you decide to complain to me about it think that it's HIM doing these things, and NOT ME. So shut the fuck up please because I don't want to hear it.
And you know, this is part of the reason I can't stand some of my peers. They complain about their parents not letting them go to a party or doing whatever shit, yeah well at least your parents can still be in a room together without tearing each other's throats out. Or how about the fact that your parents still like each other. Or, let's go deeper - love each other. What the fucking shit.
Ungrateful bastards. Oh wait, let's see. I'm the bastard here. Fuck my life.
When my mom comes up to me, which is pretty much everyday, complaining about the bills or whatever she needs to pay like it's somehow going to make it easier on both of us if I listen. Because obviously, she is a single mother and has no husband to talk to these things about, let alone any friends, and it's so stupid that I'm the person she finds she needs to tell everything to. You know, it's not my fault you had six kids and got cheated on or had to go to court for child support. And then she comes up to me and says, "You know, I have to pay this water bill but your father hasn't payed this week. He's late, as always. I think he's trying to pull something here." Then she goes off about this stupid suspicion that he's trying to get out of paying child support, which isn't my problem in the first place. Maybe if she never fucked him to begin with and never had me she wouldn't have this problem. It's so stupid because she says it to me like it's my fault that he doesn't pay. I'm so sorry that you decided to not have the abortion, mother. Next time you decide to complain to me about it think that it's HIM doing these things, and NOT ME. So shut the fuck up please because I don't want to hear it.
And you know, this is part of the reason I can't stand some of my peers. They complain about their parents not letting them go to a party or doing whatever shit, yeah well at least your parents can still be in a room together without tearing each other's throats out. Or how about the fact that your parents still like each other. Or, let's go deeper - love each other. What the fucking shit.
Ungrateful bastards. Oh wait, let's see. I'm the bastard here. Fuck my life.